81-Year-Old Lady Gets Vibrator, “Soaks The Bed” With Orgasm

KIIROO’s Pulse Solo Interactive can help anyone with a penis feel as if they are being touched intimately by a partner, even if they aren’t in the room. Its sturdy silicone exterior is soft to the touch, meaning users can slip into the device without much preparation and begin experiencing top-notch vibrations with the click of a button. Testers reported that the FeelConnect app seamlessly connected to interactive porn which makes this vibrating masturbator feel even keel with other more enveloping options on this list. Plus, it’s water-resistant and can be used in the shower for wet play. For those with partners that have a penis, Kiiroo’s Titan stroker makes for a great gift that you can control remotely yourself during times when you can’t be there in person.

The power that a great vibrator brings to the table (for men, women, and everyone else) can turn a standard sex or masturbation session into a mind-blowing one. An orgasm-by-vibrator can feel stronger and deeper, and that’s because, in some ways, it is. The Tulip features a rolling ball bearing at the flat tip of the toy, which feels quite strong against a fingertip but provides less-intense stimulation when pressed against a clitoris. Positioning it is complicated, and our testers said it did not provide enough stimulation to be satisfying. The Jasmine has a small, flexible, vibrating “tongue” set in a loop that is supposed to encircle the clitoris.

With the Satisfyer Pro 2, you can experience the explosive goodness of oral sex all on your own. Designed by sex-pert Tracey Cox viberators , its sleek, ambiguous look and small size are both geared toward inconspicuous use. Just slip it inside your bag, backpack, or purse (or elsewhere, ladies) for intense pleasure at a moment’s notice. It’s better to think about these factors before shopping, so you can avoid any unpleasant surprises after purchase.

And even though this vibrator’s tip is designed for your G-spot, it feels great against your clitoris, too. This is especially true if you’re someone who loves direct stimulation. The vibrations also feel great elsewhere on your body, too — especially your nipples or your neck. Whether you’re a beginner or own several vibrators, the Maude Vibrator is a must-have toy for your goodie drawer. It’s designed to have a slim, cone-shaped silhouette that vibrates at both the tip and the rounded base.

The fact that I didn’t ‘need’ or own a vibrator for so long was both a point of pride and envy. I was proud of the fact that I could get off wherever, whenever—so long as my hand wasn’t sprained or something—but envious of all the ladies who didn’t have to break a sweat for their orgasms. This jealousy was especially present whenever I happened to be extremely horny and completely exhausted at the same time. Too tired to masturbate, I’d usually just fall into an irritated sleep and wake with lady blue balls, a problem I imagined vibrator-owners never had. The toy doesn’t have a dedicated button for switching between the two. Instead, the user holds down on the power button for three seconds to glide from vibration to pulse, according to an instructional video on Doxy’s website.

The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator is as classic as sex toys come. This rumbly option has a girthy shaft paired with an adorable rabbit-shaped clit massager for double the pleasure and fun. It’s also worth mentioning that this vibrating massager features 36 toe-curling vibration combinations, so feel free to experiment with them. Some vibrators are best enjoyed solo, but the Adam & Eve Rechargeable Rabbit was made to be shared.

And though it may take some trial and error, it certainly does deliver. From appearance alone, you can tell that the Magic Wand is not the most subtle toy out there, but icons don’t have to be. With vibrations maxing out at 6300 RPM, or 105HZ, it’s definitely on the rumblier end of the spectrum, but make no mistake — this wand makes some noise. The power this wand packs is no joke, and first time users might need some time to work their way up from the first intensity level. The Luna is lighter than other wand vibrators, clocking in at just 4.7 ounces. Combined with its flexible neck and seven inches of length, you get a pretty maneuverable wand.